Pretty much everyone knows who Wilt Chamberlain is. But if you don’t, he’s the guy that supposedly slept with 20 thousand women. Oh, and he played professional basketball. Well, have you ever wondered if your mom was one of the 20 thousand? Are you the love child of Wilt? Here’s a test. But if going to the link is too much work for you, here are the questions (as presented from the guys at The World of Isaac):
Question 1: (1 point)
Was my Mom born between 1910-1955? (If yes, please move on to Question 2. If no, disregard this survey, your mom more than likely is not part of the sacred 20k.)
Question 2: (2 points)
Was my Mom a hippy? (i.e. did she go to Woodstock, experiment with drugs)
Question 3 (3 points)
Did my Mom have some junk in the trunk?
Question 4:(5 points)
Was my Mom a hussy?(did she go to the drive-in often, did your grandpa have to fight away would be suitors)
Question 5:(5 points)
Do I look nothing like my Dad?
Question 6: (5 points)
Am I at least 6’3″?
Question 7: (7 points)
Do I have unique basketball and/or volleyball skills?
Question 8: (7 points)
Was my Mom a basketball fan?
Question 9: (10 pts)
Did my Mom live in Philadelphia or LA during the 60s?(Wilt’s hometowns)
Question 10: (20 pts)
Has my Mom ever met Wilt Chamberlain?
Please add up your score and use the Calculator below to find out about your Mom
Scoring Calculator:
Perfect Score 65: Not only did your Mom get on Wilt several times, but you are more than likely their love child
55-64: Its time to sit down and get some answers from your parents
35-55: I wouldn’t call your mom a hoe, but if we were playing P-I-G, she would have H-O
20-34: Your Mom may have not slept with Wilt but she probably got around with most of your Dad’s friends
1-19: Eh, your Mom probably hiked up her knickers once or twice, nothing too serious
El Cabrito aka The Goat 